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WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!!

i took a few steps back and looked at the small plant, thinking

"no way that plant can hide that huge bag of trash"

so i went towards it, wobbling on the way, took up the pack of garbage and looked at it when suddenly a brilliant idea crossed my mind. if i threw it far away, nobody could find it, at least for now.

so i readied myself, took a long draw of breath, and then flung the garbage as far as i could down the hill, smiling gleefully as i saw it hover in mid air and then fell helplessly down the hill.

ahh, satisfaction.

not knowing that the car keys were in the plastic bag. =)