first off is scarface.. a fucken old movie that i suddenly wanted to watch so i walked to the dvd shop behind my house and got it. well actually i ended up watching this movie because i was surfin youtube and watchin all the movies with the word 'fuck' and googling for movies which has lots of 'foul' words. you know, sometimes those actors can really swear so damn beautiful its as if they're reciting a poem!
so here i am with scarface. a fucking good movie (yes, fuckin) which focuses on Tony Montana. yeap its about gangland and how a nobody like him can rise to become the head of his own gang and earnin shitloads of cash. u'll get lotsa funny laughs, and even when he swears its just so damn funny because of his accent and how dead serious he looks when he's swearing. but be warned, its almost a fuckin 3 hour movie!
anyways just watch this short clip if you're too lazy to watch the whole movie. this clip has the BEST PARTS seriously.
the second movie is jennifer's body. shitgoddamn, this movie makes me laugh from startin to end! seriously i never expected it to 'attempt' to be a horror movie, but it tried hard and failed !! okay , who the fuck wanted to watch this movie because of its plot ? a hundred fuckin percent of the cinemagoers watch this because of megan fox.
there are shitloads of cheesy lines, 'tried to be witty/funny' lines, and some lines which totally ruined the fuckin scene. there's one part when the "helpless" girl's bf pierced a fuckin pole thru jennifer's body (pun intended), jennifer removed the pole and asked the girl "got a tampon?"
seriously FUCK IT MAN!!!! i was horrified and omg-ing at the number of cheesy shit goin on. and the scene where the guy is fuckin the girl.. both nerds.. shit................ i facepalmed easily 15 times during the whole movie.
and the fucking bunny slippers! i mean, the whole cinema doesnt get the irony or black humor in this movie.. its only me and ma frens laughing and wtf-ing at the absurdity of this show. all in all, hands down to megan fox and the unexpected amanda seyfried who actually appeared very much attractive at the end of the movie as compared to when you're introduced to her character in the very beginning as a nerd.
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