this is a segway
okay i just drew out the one i had in my dream..
and the shit was, i found it around my house when my parents went out. and knowing that it's supposed to work in the sea, i decided to just try it out on land, knowing that it most probably wouldn't work. but when i got onto it and i jerked the throttle, i went like this..
u see, the logic is that in the sea, when u jerk the throttle, it probably has some engine at the back to blow out air so that it will move forward in the water, so that the air will 'push' the machine to the front. goddamn i don't even know how come this could even surface in my dream!
and the awkward shit is that, the throttle is only on the right handle. and the fuckin knob to turn the machine to the left or right is also at the right side!! i was like this the whole fucking night. its so damn uncomfortable!!!
and the best part was, i was fuckin HOVERING over the damn city and i decided to go to places which i never really been before. okay maybe before u think of 'overseas' or some great beach or mountain, i actually went to.... ampang. and cheras O_O
AHAHAHAHAHA even i couldn't fucking believe it. well actually because since this machine wasn't designed for air, it could actually hover / bounce / boost off the ground, but it couldn't really stay up there for long. so it's like i'm bouncing from the ground, high up into the air! it was so damn fun in my dream..
and i came back without my parents even knowin that i went out!
but the next night, i wanted to take that shit out again for another ride, it sputtered and can't seem to jump even 1 metre high. the engine almost died.. and i was still standing on it, hoping that it would get a sudden burst of sanity and spring back to life..
it fucking didn't. that shit just broke down and i fuckin woke up from my damn sleep. T_T
and the shit was, i found it around my house when my parents went out. and knowing that it's supposed to work in the sea, i decided to just try it out on land, knowing that it most probably wouldn't work. but when i got onto it and i jerked the throttle, i went like this..
u see, the logic is that in the sea, when u jerk the throttle, it probably has some engine at the back to blow out air so that it will move forward in the water, so that the air will 'push' the machine to the front. goddamn i don't even know how come this could even surface in my dream!and the awkward shit is that, the throttle is only on the right handle. and the fuckin knob to turn the machine to the left or right is also at the right side!! i was like this the whole fucking night. its so damn uncomfortable!!!
and the best part was, i was fuckin HOVERING over the damn city and i decided to go to places which i never really been before. okay maybe before u think of 'overseas' or some great beach or mountain, i actually went to.... ampang. and cheras O_OAHAHAHAHAHA even i couldn't fucking believe it. well actually because since this machine wasn't designed for air, it could actually hover / bounce / boost off the ground, but it couldn't really stay up there for long. so it's like i'm bouncing from the ground, high up into the air! it was so damn fun in my dream..
and i came back without my parents even knowin that i went out!
but the next night, i wanted to take that shit out again for another ride, it sputtered and can't seem to jump even 1 metre high. the engine almost died.. and i was still standing on it, hoping that it would get a sudden burst of sanity and spring back to life..
it fucking didn't. that shit just broke down and i fuckin woke up from my damn sleep. T_T
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