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i cant believe i actually studied for few hours today.. (well maybe on and off and some dota breaks in between) but i actually sat down n fuckin studied.

and i told myself im gona touch the piano today.. i did! (for 10 minutes)

hahaha..

that day i was talkin to ma fren about the crazy things i did when i was small and i could remember a few.

Stupid story #1

when i was about 4-5 years old i was watchin tv in my parents room.. and i like to watch action movies.. i'll usually jump around the room kicking and punching while the hero in the movie is whooping asses. i wont actually sit down and watch but i'll be like imagining that im the hero.

so once i was watchin jackie chan and he was running away from bad guys la.. he was running and jumping across the buildings and then he climbed up a ladder

so i was jumping on the bed, then jump jump jump and i wanted to climb something.. so i climbed this tv desk la.. and i was clinging onto the tv because jackie chan was hanging onto the ladder while the bad guy try to whack his hand.

and then.. i accidently dragged the whole tv and i fell with the tv..

so my mum came upstairs to check what happened and she was WTF-ing at the tv on the floor. i feel so guilty but i dont want to tell the truth, so i stand beside and look at the tv as if something weird happened to it.

i told my mum "i dunno? i watching the tv, then suddenly it fell"

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stupid story #2

then there was another time, i followed my mum to SAVEMART in ss2.. outside the supermaket there's a fruit seller.. so that time my mum was buying fruits from that place

i saw watermelons like this ^ and it was wrapped la.. i touch touch the watermelon, feels very soft and nice. so i used my finger to poke a hole in the watermelon when my mum and the fruit seller wasn't looking. it was so fun poking holes everywhere.. but after like 6-7 holes, the fruit seller saw me using my finger to poke into the watermelon. he scolded me and forced my mum to buy.

then my mum asked me : "did u do this? if u didn't do this i am not buying the watermelon"

den i said...

"i saw got holes in the watermelon already, so i just try to put my finger inside see if my finger fits the hole"

hahah dam sohai wei.. but the fruit seller insist my mum buy it becos i spoilt the fruit.

end up my mum bought , den keep on askin me in the car "don lie, u poke one right"

and i keep saying "no no no i saw the hole there !! i din poke.. i just put my finger in"

Stupid story #3

during form 1, my parents would usually leave me home alone in the morning because they have work, and my school is in the afternoon. so i'll always walk out to the cybercafe behind my house. im actually not supposed to go out of the house alone.

then once after finishin playin at the cc, i walked home and saw my parents car outside the house.. when i reach home they grilled me with questions, where did i go and what did i do. so first i cock them say i went to the bookshop. but i was so stupid, my dad was close to the bookshop ppl and he actually went there to ask if i was there and they said no. hahaha

so end up i just told the truth la, say i went to CC.. den my dad scold scold scold, and he wanted me to bring him to the cc because he wanted to see what kind of place it's like.

last time cybercafe quite dodgy one, like if u go to cybercafe u are a BAD BOY. hahaha. so he doesn't want me to go to those places.. he thinks ppl gamble inside, and always got fights and ppl extort money.

so while walking to the cc, he ask me "how many times u been to the cc already"

den i said "once"

he said "don tell me all this kind of stories. i ask u again u better tell me properly, how many times u been there"

den i said "twice"

he said "see, u are lying. just now u said once, now u said twice"

and i said....

"ya, just now i went there for the first time. now i'm bringing u there again, so i go there twice lohh"

hahahahahahhaahaha i cant believe what i said also.. at that time i felt really really smart. xD